Are you into competitions? Mountain Mist has come out with a new batting made of corn and, to promote it, they have come up with a Crafting A Better Planet Quilt Competition with $3000 in prizes. For more information, visit their website at
Did you make a quilt for Quilt Pink? Yoplait is doing something nice. They are donating 10 cents to the Susan G. Komen foundation (up to $1.5 million) for each yogurt lid mailed in. You can read about the program here:
Have you read our Halloween Story? Let me know how long it took you to figure it out…
I am going to finish with something you can use to delight the kids tonight. Here are some Ghastly Groaners.
Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best? A: A dead end.
Q: What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost? A: Fasten your sheet belt.
Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.
Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: “Make a fright turn at the corner.”
Q: What kind of ghost haunts a hen house? A: A poultry-geist.
Q: Why do ghosts go to baseball games? A: Because they like to boo the umpire.
Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost? A: “How do you boo, sir. How do you boo.”
Q: What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost? A: Put your shocks and boos on.
Q: What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A: A holy terror.
Q: What tops off a ghost’s sundae? A: Whipped Scream
Q: Why did the baby ghost go to the doctor before halloween? A: To get a BOOster shot.
Q: When do ghosts usually appear? A: Just before someone screams.
Q: What do little ghosts drink? A: Evaporated milk.
Q: How do you make a milkshake? A: You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell “Boo!”
Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater? A: Because he’s always a goblin.
W. Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? A. It raises their spirits.
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? A. He didn’t have a haunting license.