Wednesday Whimsey

Internet Proverbs

Home is where you hang your @.
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.
C: is the root of all directories.
Too many clicks spoil the browse.
The geek shall inherit the earth.
A chat has nine lives.
Don’t byte off more than you can view.
Fax is stranger than fiction.
What boots up must come down.
Windows will never cease.
There’s no place like home.com.
Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
Speed thrills.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.