Wednesday Whimsey

Wednesday Whimsey:

A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, “Sorry pal, no pet is allowed here.”

“You don’t understand,” says the man. “This is no regular dog, he can talk.”

“Listen, pal,” says the bartender. “If that dog can talk, it can stay and you can drink everything for free!”

The man puts the dog on a stool, and asks him, “What’s on top of a house?”

“Roof!”

“Right. And what’s on the outside of a tree?”

“Bark!”

“And who’s the greatest baseball player of all time?”

“Ruth!”

“I guess you’ve heard enough,” says the man. “I’ll take the dry martini for a starter.”

The bartender is furious. “Listen, liar,” he says, “get out of here before I smack you!”

As soon as they’re on the street, the dog turns to the man and says, “Do you think I should have said ‘DiMaggio’?”