Happy Halloween

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? He didn’t have a haunting license.

Why did the vampire quit the baseball team? They would only let him be BAT boy

Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner? — He was already stuffed.

Why do people like vampires so much? — Because they are FANGtastic.

Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank? He was caught drinking on the job!