Wednesday Whimsey

Wednesday Whimsey: This guy just sat around, snapping his fingers. Wherever he went, he kept snapping his fingers. People were beginning to get annoyed. Finally a man walked up to him and asked him why he kept snapping his fingers.

“To keep the elephants away,” was the reply.

“Elephants? There aren’t any elephants within 1,000 miles of here!”

“Then it must be working!”