Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
Q: What kind of weather does a turkey like?
A: Fowl weather!
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY.
Q: What is it called when a turkey fumbles in football?
A: A fowl play