Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret? — It’ll keep it under wraps.
Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road? — It had no guts.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine? To stop his coffin.
Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist? Because he likes to draw blood!