Happy Halloween

Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret? — It’ll keep it under wraps.

Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road? — It had no guts.

Why did Dracula take cold medicine? To stop his coffin.

Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist? Because he likes to draw blood!